The one reason why you should join the Empire.

The elders scrolls would be nothing without it.

Seriously, think about it. Every Hero recently has started their journey in an imperial prison or as an imperial prisoner. Without the imperials there would be no heroes and thus no more elder scrolls.

Every hero needs an Empire, without the Empire would be no more heroes. No more heroes means the end of the kalpa or much worse.

The Rebel wrote:The elders scrolls would be nothing without it.

Seriously, think about it. Every Hero recently has started their journey in an imperial prison or as an imperial prisoner. Without the imperials there would be no heroes and thus no more elder scrolls.

Every hero needs an Empire, without the Empire would be no more heroes. No more heroes means the end of the kalpa or much worse.

So, we should join the empire because of their lack of human rights? GENIUS! I bet there were some Romans who said the same thing.

james.steelhaven wrote:

The Rebel wrote:The elders scrolls would be nothing without it.

Seriously, think about it. Every Hero recently has started their journey in an imperial prison or as an imperial prisoner. Without the imperials there would be no heroes and thus no more elder scrolls.

Every hero needs an Empire, without the Empire would be no more heroes. No more heroes means the end of the kalpa or much worse.

So, we should join the empire because of their lack of human rights? GENIUS! I bet there were some Romans who said the same thing.

No, because without Imperial prisons there will be no more heroes.

learn2readingcomprehension.

The Rebel wrote:

james.steelhaven wrote:

The Rebel wrote:The elders scrolls would be nothing without it.

Seriously, think about it. Every Hero recently has started their journey in an imperial prison or as an imperial prisoner. Without the imperials there would be no heroes and thus no more elder scrolls.

Every hero needs an Empire, without the Empire would be no more heroes. No more heroes means the end of the kalpa or much worse.

So, we should join the empire because of their lack of human rights? GENIUS! I bet there were some Romans who said the same thing.

No, because without Imperial prisons there will be no more heroes.

learn2readingcomprehension.

You LEARN to comprehension. Your topic is "Why to join the empire" and you list the prisons. That is the stupidest shit I have ever read.

Your character is never mentioned as being a criminal in any shape. He's just 'in prison' for no reason. Translation: he is a political prisoner.
Meaning, the Empire doesn't give a damn about human rights (which, based on the Roman Empire, would be par for the course.
Still, it's odd that the empire doesn't have slaves.)

At least in Skyrim, the main character has the charge of being a Stormcloak rebel on him, justified or not. At least there is a charge.

james.steelhaven wrote:

The Rebel wrote:

james.steelhaven wrote:

The Rebel wrote:The elders scrolls would be nothing without it.

Seriously, think about it. Every Hero recently has started their journey in an imperial prison or as an imperial prisoner. Without the imperials there would be no heroes and thus no more elder scrolls.

Every hero needs an Empire, without the Empire would be no more heroes. No more heroes means the end of the kalpa or much worse.

So, we should join the empire because of their lack of human rights? GENIUS! I bet there were some Romans who said the same thing.

No, because without Imperial prisons there will be no more heroes.

learn2readingcomprehension.

You LEARN to comprehension. Your topic is "Why to join the empire" and you list the prisons. That is the stupidest shit I have ever read.

Your character is never mentioned as being a criminal in any shape. He's just 'in prison' for no reason. Translation: he is a political prisoner.
Meaning, the Empire doesn't give a damn about human rights (which, based on the Roman Empire, would be par for the course.
Still, it's odd that the empire doesn't have slaves.)

At least in Skyrim, the main character has the charge of being a Stormcloak rebel on him, justified or not. At least there is a charge.

You, my friend, are taking this thread FAR too seriously.

I think you missed the humour in this thread.

*flees to GameFAQS*

The Rebel wrote:

james.steelhaven wrote:

The Rebel wrote:

james.steelhaven wrote:

The Rebel wrote:The elders scrolls would be nothing without it.

Seriously, think about it. Every Hero recently has started their journey in an imperial prison or as an imperial prisoner. Without the imperials there would be no heroes and thus no more elder scrolls.

Every hero needs an Empire, without the Empire would be no more heroes. No more heroes means the end of the kalpa or much worse.

So, we should join the empire because of their lack of human rights? GENIUS! I bet there were some Romans who said the same thing.

No, because without Imperial prisons there will be no more heroes.

learn2readingcomprehension.

You LEARN to comprehension. Your topic is "Why to join the empire" and you list the prisons. That is the stupidest shit I have ever read.

Your character is never mentioned as being a criminal in any shape. He's just 'in prison' for no reason. Translation: he is a political prisoner.
Meaning, the Empire doesn't give a damn about human rights (which, based on the Roman Empire, would be par for the course.
Still, it's odd that the empire doesn't have slaves.)

At least in Skyrim, the main character has the charge of being a Stormcloak rebel on him, justified or not. At least there is a charge.

You, my friend, are taking this thread FAR too seriously.

I think you missed the humour in this thread.

*flees to GameFAQS*

You do know that communication is 95% non-verbal right?

So when you post text, 95% of your meaning is lost?

What, do I look telepathic? No?
Then maybe you can clarify your statements a LOT better next time?
I thought so.

The Rebel wrote:The elders scrolls would be nothing without it.

Seriously, think about it. Every Hero recently has started their journey in an imperial prison or as an imperial prisoner. Without the imperials there would be no heroes and thus no more elder scrolls.

Every hero needs an Empire, without the Empire would be no more heroes. No more heroes means the end of the kalpa or much worse.

What on Earth about that made it look serious?

The Rebel wrote:

The Rebel wrote:The elders scrolls would be nothing without it.

Seriously, think about it. Every Hero recently has started their journey in an imperial prison or as an imperial prisoner. Without the imperials there would be no heroes and thus no more elder scrolls.

Every hero needs an Empire, without the Empire would be no more heroes. No more heroes means the end of the kalpa or much worse.

What on Earth about that made it look serious?

Again, not psychic.

james.steelhaven wrote:

The Rebel wrote:

The Rebel wrote:The elders scrolls would be nothing without it.

Seriously, think about it. Every Hero recently has started their journey in an imperial prison or as an imperial prisoner. Without the imperials there would be no heroes and thus no more elder scrolls.

Every hero needs an Empire, without the Empire would be no more heroes. No more heroes means the end of the kalpa or much worse.

What on Earth about that made it look serious?

Again, not psychic.

You needn't be psychic to see humour. You just need a sense of humour, other forums and message boards generally know a non-serious thread when they see it. I doubt they're all psychic.